THE LADY AND THE BOY

THE LADY AND THE BOY

(comic & art)

by

Patricia G.

 

BOY: I can run fast like the wind.

LADY: I can vote.

                                                       BOY: I don't have to pay taxes.
                                                       LADY: I don't have to do homework.

                                       BOY: Because of my kid metabolism, I can eat anything I want and stay in shape without hardly any effort at all.

LADY: That was low.