Thursday, March 3, 2011

Blog Mission

This blog is intended to encourage people to concentrate on funny, silly, quirky, interesting things. Most importantly, it’s free! Yes, free! When you’re really bored, perhaps in an office pretending that you’re busy when you’re really trying to get on Facebook, it will cost you absolutely nothing to stop and waste a few minutes reading through my posts.
   If I can get five people I don’t know to read this site and laugh and/or smile, that would be great.
   (I believe in dreaming small. All those dream big people are simply obnoxious, don’t you think?)
   However, if I get 100 people I don’t know to read this site and laugh and/or smile, then that would be very interesting.
   If I can get 1,387 people to read this site and laugh and/or smile, then 1, 3, 8 and 7 will become my new lotto numbers. If I win a million dollar jackpot, I can’t share a dime with any of you because I don’t know you. My grandma always told me never to share a million dollar jackpot with people I don’t know. Sorry.
   In conclusion, I hope you all enjoy this site, and please feel free to not take me seriously.
Happy Reading!

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